Limestone makes an obscene gesture to you. How rude of her. In a cute sexy tsundere kind of way.

Rarity is a Potty Mouth has 69 upvotes.

Lol.

One time in middle school, I was taking to a girl and classmate when she lightly touched with her fingertips the back of my hand. Her face took on a look of amazement, while telling me how soft my skin was.

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Still not the next post on the survey, but two postscripts to How theme suggests what characters to use. The first is about why views might be expressed as characters; the second has to do with medieval stories.

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It just takes some time, Little girl, You're in the middle of the ride, Everything, Everything will be just fine, Everything, Everything will be alright, alright.

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The Ungul were essentially meant to be the pony equivalent of Middle-Earth's orcs.
I recently underwent a huge Tolkien trip and thought I might.

See if you can guess which of the orcs are which, all you Tolkien fans.

Urgent news, everybody! Splash was walking by, and a hot girl called him Spongebob!

Is this an act of flirt or an insult?

We shall never know.
Though it probably was an act of flirt.
In your dreams, bruh

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Co-written with MlpHero

The Fangs trotted through the hive, looking for Thorax and Pharynx, as they were trying to settle a debate between each other. They heard voices coming from the throne room, and headed that way.

They walked in.

“Hey Thor, can you tell these idiots it’s milk, then cereal and not—”

“What did you just call me?!” Pharynx’s voice rang out, and they saw him glaring at Thorax.

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Work progresses on getting more writing and editing done. I'm about halfway done with the next chapter before I can get it posted. I thought I'd share a few snippets from the upcoming piece.

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The final chapter includes the (temporary?) cover art for Space Horse.

I finished up Lab Horse on my old (but good) laptop in the car, which I'm still in as of now, connected to the internet using my phone as a mobile hotspot.

Amazingly, the middle of nowhere has internet.

Either there are some really bad typos, or Bi Dads' Club is squicking folks the heck out. If the later... I'm a little surprised, but okay! I was worried I was starting to lose my edge but no, I'm still gross!

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Read Bi Dad's Club. TEACH THE CONTROVERSY.

I'm at a family reunion (dad's side) in Wisconsin, at a farmhouse.

There's a momma cat and her four-odd kittesns, a gorgeous collie, cows, goats, sheep, etc.

And suprising, I found a USB portable Wifi router.

And my mom also said there'd be no internet here.

Expecct Howls in the Night shortly, and an update to Storms and Shadows.

Ciao!

Mkchief34.

I decided To get Middle Earth Shadow Of War and Xcom 2 (On Xboxone). both of these games I have been looking forward to getting, I wanted To Get Horizon Zero Dawn for Ps4 but I didn't have the money, Oh well there's always next time.

As For writing, I haven't really been focusing On It but I'm trying to get back too It I want to get the next chapter to A Padded Slumber Party out before this month Ends so hopefully I can do that.

I discovered these guys' cover of "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold" from The Hobbit about three or four years ago. And they have a lot of other fantastic takes on the music of Middle Earth that I felt obliged to share.

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Hello again,

I just wanted to say that the New England Patriots are not cheaters. No I'm not a fan, but y'all need to hush about this cheating nonsense. Also, Pinkie Pie is very hard to masturbate to. Due to her funk, my boner goes flat. It gets hard when she's in any type of pain.

Worst Regards, King Hate.

Sadly I brought the end to my story of Snew P.'s adventures too soon. So I got a grand idea from a random comment: Middle Stories Series. In this I will basically tell about some of the adventures between the time of the changeling invasion and the Changeling reformation. I don't want my series to end for some time right now so...
YAY!

Some stains you cannot wash out. In this chapter Starlight fixes her botched murder attempt. Black humor ensues. Next: The EBI (Equestrian Bureau of Investigation) comes a calling.

I have finally returned from America, everyone! My brother's wife was just released from the hospital, so now I'm back in Canada! Ah, how I've missed our Prime Minister...

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Hello, everyone! I'm LeeLovesMLP, or Lee, if you want to be just a tad simpler. If you're reading this, you either had some sort of connection with "Your Middle Name is What," or you're following me. Either way, thank you so much, and please know that I appreciate your support more than you'll ever know!

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